His weekly tech column in The Chicago Sun-Times might very well be worthy of a Pulitzer. But just try convincing the Pulitzer committee. Seriously. Andy's tried and failed. And he wants that Pulitzer so damned badly. If you wear that Pulitzer medallion around your neck, you can park wherever the hell you want. If you're ever in Chicago and you see a Mercedes parked across two handicapped spaces and part of the sidewalk, you know Roger ebert must be nearby.

Andy is kind to animals, donates blood regularly, and returns his library books on time. He lives in Boston with his two goldfsh, Click and Drag.

You can visit Andy on the Web at Andy Ihnatko's Celestial Waste of Bandwidth: http://ihnatko.com.