Thanks to all those at Sybex/Wiley who continue to allow me to do what I enjoy most—impart knowledge to others. Thanks to Kenyon Brown, acquisitions editor, and the whole Sybex crew for professional juggling services adequately rendered. Thanks to my development editor, Jim Compton, and my technical editor, Josh More. To my wonder woman of a wife, Cathy, and my amazing kids, Slayde and Remi—you make life exciting and sweet! To my mom, Johnnie: thanks for your love and consistent support. To Mark: go away or I shall taunt you a second time! And finally, as always, to Elvis: I hear that you amazed the Beatles with your television remote control; it is good to be the King!