Weirdisms

"A weirdo is anyone not like you, which is why there are so many of them out there."

"The more weirdos there are, the fewer there are!"

"Success comes from good judgment; good judgment comes from experience; and experience comes from bad judgment."

"The only normal people are the ones you just don't know yet."

"Most jerks at work are not born, they are created."

"Everyone behaves perfectly rationally ... from their point of view."

"Decision-making is easy when you have strong values, good or bad!"

"Training has its limitations.... You can't teach a pig to sing ... you can't teach a rock to swim."

"If you hire misfits and just train them, all you have is a bunch of trained misfits."

"Even a dead body will move in a river that is flowing."

"Even a turkey can fly in a tornado."

"It's better to train people and have them leave, than to not train them and have them stay."

"There is always a talent shortage."

"If smart managers always hire people smarter than themselves, wouldn't that mean that the dumbest people are at the top?"

"A paycheck is like breathing.... You take it for granted until it stops."

"How come no one notices what I do around here until I stop doing it?"

"If the opposite of pro is con, wouldn't the opposite of progress be Congress?

"Every manager must be a human resource manager."

"If you think you can change people, then you haven't been married."

"Hope without 'how' is just an empty promise."

"If today's workers are so disloyal, why can't you steal them from the competition too?"

"If two people in an organization agree on everything, one of them probably isn't needed."

"On the surface, some people are very deep; but deep down, they are very superficial."

"Discrimination is good; discrimination is right; discrimination is necessary if it is based on performance/value."

"The key to successful change is to be both patient and impatient at the same time."

"Why is the road most traveled so popular?"

"Why is ignorance more contagious than intelligence?"

"If expectations create realities, why can't you fake them?"

"If opposites attract, why do birds of a feather flock together?"

"Which is worse ... ignorance or apathy? I don't know and I don't care."

"I can't stand people who are intolerant."

"If non-conformists only associate with other non-conformists, doesn't that make them conformists?"

"Character is what you do when no one is looking."

"That which is observed, measured, and rewarded gets done."

"There is no 'I' in team, but there ain't no 'we' either."

"You can increase your credibility by admitting your fallibility."

"You can judge a man by the way he treats people who can do nothing for him."

"Stand for something, or you will fall for anything."

"I'd rather die standing, than live on my knees."

"To survive, you must adapt. To succeed, you must initiate!"

"If you're not fired with enthusiasm, you will probably be fired, with enthusiasm."

"People don't care how much you know until they know how much you care."

"You can tame a fanatic, but you can't breathe life into a corpse."

"Individuality minus tolerance equals chaos."

"Judgmentalism minus self reflection equals bigotry."

"Trust is the enemy of bureaucracy."

"One-way communication is telling, but two-way communication is liberating."

"Without a reason, there is no motivation."

"All workers are not created equal."

"Don't Act ... Become!"