13. Sean wants me to add the fact that he followed up with “Don’t do anything stupid like that ever again, butt munch.”

14. About a month later, Sean invited me over to his house, where we watched Better Off Dead, a quirky comedy about a high school student who unsuccessfully tries to kill himself multiple times. About halfway through the movie, Sean turned to me and said, “Uh, I’m not sure if you should be watching this.” I laughed. Quite the contrary. The humor was exactly what I needed.

15. Mom, of course I’m kidding.

16. Seriously.

17. See chapter 9.