Some patterns didn’t quite make it into the book:
• When Your Manager Is a Midget
• If I Had a Hammer
• The ISO-Standard Condom
• Whistle While You Work
• The Corporate Charity: Skipping Against Halitosis
• The Ouija vs. Function Points: An Empirical Study
• You Be the Judge: Are They User Reps or Potential Organ Donors?
• If Your Name Really Is Dilbert . . .
• Cubicles Without Exits
• I Don’t Usually Do Things Like This on the First Release
• Why St. Jude Is the Patron Saint for Testers
• No Dickheads or All Dickheads?
• A Mullet and Two Gold Chains
• Maori War-Chanting: The Next Team-Building Exercise
• Why the Cleaning Lady Was the Only Person Who Actually Read Your Entire Test Plan
• Save Valuable Time: Write Requirements After Beta
• Faith-Based Software Engineering
• Cheese Never Sleeps
• Rapture of the Bits
• Arriving in Bangalore After Midnight
• The Bedpan at the End of the Rainbow
• Requirements-Free Software Engineering
• HR Hires Our Astro-Physicists
• The Bozone Layer
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