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them choose to view your product should all go in the clue
box. Treat them well, but when the clues add up don’t write
‘V.Int’ because you are only fooling yourself. The motor
trade calls these people tyre kickers or time wasters.
The Chimp and The Mercedes
Let me tell you a little story. When I was a youth, you
could describe me as a chimp-like, biker type of teenager.
I had a large, elderly, but very powerful motorcycle which,
due to its age, had become incontinent and left little pools
of oil everywhere. Our local Mercedes garage was famous
for two things, its elegance and the world’s toughest and
most successful salesman – a person to be feared. A new
Mercedes had just been launched at a lavish event. As a
lover of all things mechanical I had to see this car so, as the
local dignitaries enjoyed their chamber orchestra and cana-
pes, I pressed my oily face against the window as a grow-
ing pool appeared under my bike. This notorious salesman
saw me and came storming out. “What are you doing here?”
“Came to see the car,” was my reply. “You going to buy one,
then, lad?” he said with a leer. “Could never afford one, I’m
broke,” I replied defiantly as I turned to leave.
“You will one day, boy. Here, take the keys of one and
enjoy it for an hour or two, and I’ll get one of the engineers
to have a look at your bike while you’re doing it.”
Can you imagine how I felt – a kid of eighteen cruis-
ing round my hometown streets in a beautiful brand new
Merc!
Over ten years later, I was in the same dealership order-
ing my first new Mercedes from this very salesman. All he
said was, “I knew you’d be back!”
I think that was the first time anyone had shown any
belief in my ability to achieve anything. Maybe, and only
maybe, it was that little bit of belief that gave me the impe-
tus to achieve Mercedes-owning earnings? You never know,
but what was for sure was that the guy had realized that
after qualifying you should never dismiss anyone as useless.
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