Business Exposed18
start with something simple” and they asked executives from a
wide range of companies to tell them their business unit’s sales
for the previous year. Then they looked up the units’ actual sales
gures. The average answer was 475.7 percent wrong. That’s
475.5 percent . . . ! Sales of their own business unit!!
Then John and Bill thought, “Perhaps we should pick something
they nd really important”. So they approached a blue-chip
company and asked it what the company’s absolute top-notch
priority was: the CEO declared that the absolute top priority
throughout the entire company was “quality improvement”.
And indeed, that seemed to be true: many managers attended
quality improvement training courses, each division had a
dedicated department focusing on quality performance, and the
company had developed various quality metrics. Furthermore, all
managers received quarterly quality improvement reports, and 74
percent of them indicated in a survey that they expected to receive
large increases in their personal rewards if their divisions managed
to increase quality. Yep, “quality” was important to them!
Quality was measured in the company, following the specialist
training techniques, in terms of “sigma” (a measurement of
the error rate in their production output). When John and Bill
asked the managers what the sigma of their department was, the
average error in their answer was . . . (wait for it) . . . 715.1 percent.
A whopping 715 percent! They really had no clue.
Note that these had been managers brave enough to give any
answer at all; 7 out of 10 managers, when asked, had refused
to give any estimate, declaring, “I don’t know”. It seems likely
that they had realized they had no clue, and rather than make
a complete fool of themselves, they opted not to say anything.
Granted, when John and Bill nally asked the brave ones who
dared to give an answer to express their unit’s error rate not in
terms of the illustrious “sigma” but in plain human terms of
“What percentage of products have errors?” they did a lot better:
almost 7 out of 10 managers managed to give an answer which
was less than 50 percent off the mark.