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books, mostly about East Grinstead. … I write
children’s books and school textbooks and works
of abstruse philosophy … and scholarly articles
on the Etruscans and works of sociology and an-
thropology. I write articles for the women’s page
and send in stories about the most unforgettable
characters I have ever met to Reader’s Digest. … I
write romantic novels under a female pseudonym
and detective stories … I write traffi c signs for the
AA and “this side up” instructions for cardboard
boxes. I believe I am really a writer.
behold it
Ray Bradbury was writing the screenplay for John Huston’s
fi lm version of Moby-Dick. With the script deadline loom-
ing, Bradbury was stuck. And increasingly desperate.
So he woke up one day and looked at himself in the
mirror. “Behold, Herman Melville!” he said. Then he sat
down and fi nished the script.
Take one of your favorite writers, preferably one who
has written a book in your genre, look in the mirror, and
say, “Behold, !”
Then sit down and write.
make music
I play the ukulele. Badly. But I like it. It uses a different
part of my brain, even though I’m not wired for music.
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